Trump Rescinds Fiduciary Duty for Congress and Presidency

JCwire Washington, D.C. Satire: “fake news inspired by real events” Today President Trump signed an Executive Order nullifying the fiduciary duty of Legislative and Executive branches of government to act in the best interests of their constituents. “This is just more governmental red tape interfering with our plans to move … … more …

REMEMBER THIS DAY

The day we inaugurated a beast. The day Republicans surrendered their oft-expressed claim to the moral high ground. The day democracy failed us, allowing the dream of a better society for all to be forfeited to the greed of the selfish, the individual, the “me.” Today is the culmination of … … more …

David Duke To Head Health & Human Services

JCwire Washington, D.C. ** Today the TTT, the Trump Transition Team, announced the selection of former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke to head the Department of Health and Human Services. A TTT official said, “Dr. Duke has decades of experience addressing social issues of the nation. We expect him to … … more …

Trump Solves Sexual Harassment

JCwire Washington, D.C. Donald Trump proffered a solution to the issue of sexual harassment today in a speech to the American Chamber of Commerce in Washington. He responded directly to criticism of his comments from 2013 when he suggested a combination of men and women in the Armed Services carried … … more …

Trump’s New Plan to ID Foreign Militants

JCwire: Salt Lake City, UT Today Donald Trump revealed a plan to add the identities of foreign terrorists to his previously announced Muslim database. In a well attended rally in Youngstown, OH, Trump explained, “I’m instructing all foreign militants – especially ISIS recruits – to sign up in my database … … more …

Obama’s Classroom

“Students, take your seats!” The roughhousing students ignored his request. “Students!” he shouted, hoping the volume would grab their attention. “Screw you!” said a voice from the back. “Sit down, now!” He watched for responses so he could send the perpetrators to the principal’s office. If he could just thin … … more …